Thats soooooo original, Preston Shaw from Bridgeport, Connecticut.
New Yorker s Caption Contest.
A thin smile spreads across your face as you make your way to the you-know-what section.You spend your lunch pier one online coupon breaks researching Caption Contest strategies online.Winning caption by Susan Breitman, West Hartford.22, 2017, winning caption by Chris Gaffney, Wallingford.5, 2017, winning caption by Pat Foley, Homer Glen, Ill.You read the words aloud one last time: I guess Mike Pence is in town.You start to dream again.Your masterpiece lies neatly in the caption box.Your mom likes your comment and replies, Yours was better!
Bottoming, smug co-workers entry, Its better than CrossFit, places as a finalist, and the bile tastes like copper in your throat.
No, you reassure yourself.
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